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$ ./scan --target https://your-site.com
[*] Initializing security audit...
[*] Running performance checks...
[*] Analyzing SEO configuration...
[!] WARNING: 12 vulnerabilities found
[X] CRITICAL: Missing security headers
[+] Report generated. Prepare for roast.
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